Showing posts with label horror emporium. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horror emporium. Show all posts

Monday, 5 August 2013

Pumpkins - Terrifying tips to carve!

Halloween is not the same without a scary pumpkin, but carving them isn't always the easiest! 


Also if that all seems to much effort why not get your own creepy pumpkin t-shirt!


Saturday, 6 April 2013

Freddy vs Jason - Weird Promo



Horror movies have never had massive budgets for their advertising campaigns, hampered by placement issues due to the age rating. Instead they rely on their trailers to create an atmosphere that can scare within a short 1 minute clip. 



Freddy vs Jason could have been a great comic book style dark film but instead they went down the route of parody. Instead of getting the most scary aspects of their individual characters they instead made this slash fest more of a comedy feature and this began well before anyone ever saw the movie. An advertising stunt like a weigh in might have been great PR if you were promoting characters that could perhaps both talk. Getting the legend Michael Buffer to announce the two was an expensive task no doubt. 


Did it work? I personally don't think so and having seen the film I found it wholly disappointing.


Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Practice for the Zombie Apocalypse

Last week we gave you the details of where you can role play the Zombie apocalypse, this will have no doubt awakened your inner zombie preparedness geek and you want more to keep you in tip top shape for the undoubtedly inevitable zombie apocalypse?



Well we have now found a company that will provide you with a variety of targets to practice your head shots of just to decorate your garden with. Recent media coverage was outraged as they began to stock ex-girlfriend zombie targets complete with ripped top and bra showing which bleed when shot.

Whilst we don't advocate the use of guns for the zombie apocalypse due to their loud nature and constant need of ammo we do like to show you some of the awesome products that are out there.

We do have issue however with this particular ex girlfriend model, clearly aimed at rednecks with its rather dated hairstyle, then we realised you can apply any wig you like so that made us feel much better.

You may also want to check this video out showcasing their exploding bullets. I would imagine should you be stupid enough to use these you would be overcome with walkers within minutes but you know each to their own.





Thursday, 7 March 2013

Identifying with Strangers

How do you identify with a stranger and make sure they have similar interests as you? A good place to start is their Tshirt. A Tshirt is like a badge saying "hey look what I'm into" and there has been a massive surge in those wearing Zombie tshirts. Good to know if your ever wondering around post apocalypse wondering who might be clued up and useful.

Nobody can have too many T shirts and its a great gift to give to anyone who is interested in Horror.